Desert Fires. Infernos Or Ashtrays.

Either way, you're gunna have to walk a lot.

Desert fires are like trying to fall asleep after an all-night bender; you wander around for hours, convincing yourself that you got another one in you; after a while, you wonder why you’re still awake, and just before the sun comes up, you find yourself going to sleep in a ditch and waking up thirsty.

And one thing is for sure… it’s either an inferno o…